








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 896 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1514 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,581 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 687 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1231 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1626 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2037 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,081,286 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 201 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2hollis | 49% | 111 |
| #2 | BG Scrupuleux | 48% | 198 |
| #3 | Fan de Sakura | 48% | 65 |
| #4 | Tessier_Sedita | 43% | 88 |
| #5 | Pépouze | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | BG Scrupuleux | 48% | 198 |
| #3 | Fan de Sakura | 48% | 65 |
| #4 | Tessier_Sedita | 43% | 88 |
| #5 | Pépouze | 42% | 26 |
| #6 | Foxx | 30% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BG Scrupuleux | 21 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | 2hollis | 16 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Foxx | 11 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | Fan de Sakura | 10 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | Tessier_Sedita | 7 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BG Scrupuleux | 194 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #2 | 2hollis | 144 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Tessier_Sedita | 125 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Foxx | 104 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Pépouze | 96 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2hollis | +3.16 | 30 | 40 |
| #2 | Pépouze | +1.59 | 50 | 76 |
| #3 | Tessier_Sedita | -0.15 | 8 | 48 |
| #4 | BG Scrupuleux | -0.59 | 28 | 42 |
| #5 | BG Ténébreux | -1.34 | 5 | 32 |





