








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 483 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 171 matches | ||
| Esplay | 9 matches | 1,976 | |
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,790 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1580 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2381 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1749 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2080 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $709,794 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 933 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ladonseina1 | 51% | 37 |
| #11 | dogo | 51% | 126 |
| #12 | Tukka𝖙𝖆𝖕𝖚𝖑𝖎 | 50% | 14 |
| #13 | Matz😀 | 47% | 19 |
| #14 | N1ckeee | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toe | 22 | 0.0118 |
| #2 | dogo | 10 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Jepi | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | vego666 | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | JekKU | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dogo | 376 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | vego666 | 228 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | Haikala | 185 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | JekKU | 184 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | Toe | 178 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matz😀 | +3.77 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | hatman | +3.51 | 55 | 90 |
| #3 | M A D E | +2.57 | 65 | 74 |
| #4 | vego666 | +2.56 | 79 | 65 |
| #5 | JekKU | +2.50 | 68 | 68 |





