








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 242 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 192 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3294 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,674 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1911 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2432 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1454 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1877 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $661,975 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hatman | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | Henkka | 67% | 21 |
| #3 | JekKU | 62% | 45 |
| #4 | Toe | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | eikk4 | 60% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | OG Taneli | 56% | 36 |
| #11 | ladonseina1 | 55% | 20 |
| #12 | Jepzonツ | 54% | 70 |
| #13 | Haikala | 50% | 14 |
| #14 | dogo | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OG Taneli | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Jepzonツ | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | M A D E | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | jim'my | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Leiska | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leiska | 702 | 0.33 | 22 min |
| #2 | jim'my | 305 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | Jepzonツ | 216 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | JekKU | 125 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | M A D E | 91 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vego666 | +2.22 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | hatman | +2.09 | 61 | 80 |
| #3 | JekKU | +1.92 | 64 | 66 |
| #4 | M A D E | +1.89 | 72 | 74 |
| #5 | Henkka | +1.66 | 84 | 68 |





