








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 363 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Wingman | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




135 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2618 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,559 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2839 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2703 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3506 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3511 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,127,999 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 269 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | konsta | 40% | 179 |
| #2 | VAUHTIS! | 39% | 183 |
| #3 | veemax | 37% | 79 |
| #4 | abdi virtanen | 36% | 135 |
| #5 | mayr1s | 36% | 160 |





