








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1172 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10722 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,728 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9131 | 26% |
| Smokes | 9497 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7627 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 8473 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,866,222 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VAUHTIS! | 55% | 520 |
| #2 | mayr1s | 53% | 238 |
| #3 | snow | 51% | 78 |
| #4 | abdi virtanen | 51% | 84 |
| #5 | veemax | 51% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VAUHTIS! | +4.92 | 82 | 51 |
| #2 | konsta | +2.79 | 67 | 63 |
| #3 | snow | +2.16 | 75 | 62 |
| #4 | veemax | +0.11 | 50 | 60 |
| #5 | MusicFromRush | -0.63 | 57 | 48 |





