








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 289 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1144 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,266 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 806 | 25% |
| Smokes | 841 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 642 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 977 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $544,750 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sex7 | 22 | 0.0136 |
| #2 | VAUHTIS! | 18 | 0.0157 |
| #3 | konsta | 10 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | mayr1s | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | ^6Tukkajumala | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | konsta | 202 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | Sex7 | 159 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | VAUHTIS! | 139 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | abdi virtanen | 97 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | ^6Tukkajumala | 64 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VAUHTIS! | +5.84 | 81 | 57 |
| #2 | konsta | +2.96 | 68 | 63 |
| #3 | veemax | +1.53 | 56 | 62 |
| #4 | mayr1s | +0.27 | 59 | 30 |
| #5 | abdi virtanen | -2.18 | 39 | 34 |





