








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1212 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 216 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




114 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8097 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,536 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3768 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3330 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2848 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2590 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,693,935 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 668 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | konsta | 55% | 520 |
| #2 | mayr1s | 54% | 236 |
| #3 | veemax | 50% | 56 |
| #4 | OGE | 49% | 49 |
| #5 | abdi virtanen | 49% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VAUHTIS! | +5.29 | 82 | 51 |
| #2 | konsta | +2.05 | 67 | 63 |
| #3 | veemax | -0.52 | 56 | 57 |
| #4 | mayr1s | -1.91 | 54 | 28 |
| #5 | OGE | -2.12 | 49 | 40 |





