








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 117 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1642 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,487 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 672 | 10% |
| Smokes | 2032 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1603 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2180 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $898,291 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XantosONLINE #OOM-500 | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | ShoxieGOD | 6 | 0.0165 |
| #3 | Pewpew^^ I CAN^T HIT | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Zero | 4 | 0.0108 |
| #5 | MissVest | 2 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XantosONLINE #OOM-500 | 363 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #2 | Lil'Jyden | 107 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Pewpew^^ I CAN^T HIT | 79 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | ShoxieGOD | 75 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | Zero | 44 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShoxieGOD | +5.11 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | XantosONLINE #OOM-500 | +3.68 | 66 | 68 |
| #3 | Pewpew^^ I CAN^T HIT | +2.30 | 35 | 53 |
| #4 | Zero | +2.07 | 63 | 44 |
| #5 | Lil'Jyden | +0.16 | 59 | 62 |





