








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 74 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 495 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4982 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,933 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3387 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3394 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4358 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3794 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $469,941 of utility $39 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 390 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Div | 53% | 64 |
| #2 | baller | 53% | 112 |
| #3 | Co1t | 48% | 61 |
| #4 | Ch3rry | 47% | 159 |
| #5 | deadman | 46% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | King of Mirzapur | 46% | 167 |
| #7 | r0ny | 44% | 99 |
| #8 | D3V|L | 44% | 122 |
| #9 | EgLeO | 43% | 125 |
| #10 | RaBBiT | 35% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King of Mirzapur | 15 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Ch3rry | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Div | 8 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | deadman | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | r0ny | 7 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King of Mirzapur | 641 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #2 | D3V|L | 521 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #3 | Ch3rry | 504 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #4 | EgLeO | 471 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #5 | deadman | 287 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kr3uL | +0.81 | 63 | 52 |
| #2 | baller | +0.76 | 68 | 62 |
| #3 | Div | +0.02 | 52 | 64 |
| #4 | deadman | -0.19 | 62 | 73 |
| #5 | RaBBiT | -0.29 | 41 | 68 |





