








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2075 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,877 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3127 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2573 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1020 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1157 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $361,243 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Div | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | deadman | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | baller | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | Ch3rry | 50% | 153 |
| #5 | King of Mirzapur | 49% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | King of Mirzapur | 49% | 172 |
| #6 | r0ny | 47% | 30 |
| #7 | Kr3uL | 44% | 122 |
| #8 | EgLeO | 44% | 52 |
| #9 | Co1t | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King of Mirzapur | 16 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Ch3rry | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Kr3uL | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Div | 2 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | EgLeO | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King of Mirzapur | 729 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #2 | Ch3rry | 533 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #3 | Kr3uL | 287 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | EgLeO | 187 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | r0ny | 81 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deadman | +1.60 | 69 | 73 |
| #2 | baller | +0.90 | 68 | 60 |
| #3 | Kr3uL | +0.63 | 62 | 55 |
| #4 | r0ny | +0.08 | 67 | 61 |
| #5 | D3V|L | +0.05 | 77 | 75 |





