








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 466 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3800 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,092 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4701 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5426 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5137 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4828 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $989,439 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Div | 15 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Ch3rry | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | baller | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | r0ny | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | King of Mirzapur | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EgLeO | 573 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #2 | Div | 447 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | r0ny | 410 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #4 | baller | 369 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #5 | Co1t | 368 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D3V|L | +0.74 | 70 | 76 |
| #2 | Manisha Penguin | +0.68 | 64 | 64 |
| #3 | deadman | +0.58 | 63 | 72 |
| #4 | baller | +0.57 | 57 | 66 |
| #5 | Kr3uL | +0.53 | 61 | 55 |





