








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1077 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 958 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9815 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7889 | 22% |
| Smokes | 11286 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 10063 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7443 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,826,106 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 308 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xeno ♠ | 59% | 81 |
| #2 | LegacyPhegget | 51% | 154 |
| #3 | MrCornCob | 48% | 395 |
| #4 | Guuduh | 48% | 415 |
| #5 | moberto | 48% | 395 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Guuduh | 48% | 415 |
| #5 | moberto | 48% | 395 |
| #6 | BeansLegume | 46% | 414 |
| #7 | Spookks | 44% | 95 |
| #8 | Cartman12 | 43% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeansLegume | 58 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | moberto | 36 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | MrCornCob | 22 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Guuduh | 16 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | LegacyPhegget | 8 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrCornCob | 892 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #2 | moberto | 637 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | Guuduh | 358 | 0.04 | 8 min |
| #4 | BeansLegume | 254 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #5 | Spookks | 194 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moberto | +2.67 | 69 | 50 |
| #2 | Xeno ♠ | +1.79 | 68 | 42 |
| #3 | Spookks | +1.78 | 64 | 47 |
| #4 | kart | -0.11 | 47 | 59 |
| #5 | BeansLegume | -0.13 | 66 | 31 |





