








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 186 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 222 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3432 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,769 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4090 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1363 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 4940 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 3376 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $866,438 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kart | 48% | 395 |
| #2 | moberto | 48% | 316 |
| #3 | BeansLegume | 45% | 269 |
| #4 | Guuduh | 45% | 294 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kart | 48% | 395 |
| #2 | moberto | 48% | 316 |
| #3 | BeansLegume | 45% | 269 |
| #4 | Guuduh | 45% | 294 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeansLegume | 42 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | moberto | 30 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | kart | 23 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Guuduh | 10 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kart | 703 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #2 | moberto | 500 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | Guuduh | 240 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | BeansLegume | 161 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moberto | +2.90 | 70 | 52 |
| #2 | BeansLegume | +0.02 | 64 | 30 |
| #3 | kart | -0.13 | 48 | 57 |
| #4 | Guuduh | -0.48 | 63 | 41 |
| #5 | MrCornCob | -1.69 | 38 | 51 |





