








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 347 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 616 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4355 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,501 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2046 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4183 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 2640 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1632 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $490,801 of utility $32 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 843 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kart | 43% | 98 |
| #2 | DaveDad | 40% | 344 |
| #3 | Spookks | 36% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kart | 43% | 98 |
| #2 | DaveDad | 40% | 344 |
| #3 | Spookks | 36% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaveDad | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | kart | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Spookks | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaveDad | 359 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #2 | Spookks | 226 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | kart | 216 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spookks | +6.64 | 71 | 51 |
| #2 | kart | +2.41 | 48 | 58 |
| #3 | Cartman12 | +0.28 | 30 | 31 |
| #4 | DaveDad | -4.03 | 21 | 24 |





