








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2990 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,071 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1742 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2434 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2644 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3251 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,330,898 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 419 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | booooooooooooooooooo | 84% | 19 |
| #2 | R3VERSE | 64% | 39 |
| #3 | Le_Brotato | 62% | 45 |
| #4 | Seraph Titan | 60% | 60 |
| #5 | andYw0w~ | 59% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | andYw0w~ | 59% | 41 |
| #6 | booo0000 | 41% | 29 |
| #7 | Jroot | 36% | 25 |
| #8 | Shr0000d | 35% | 23 |
| #9 | SheWasMine | 35% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le_Brotato | 7 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | booooooooooooooooooo | 5 | 0.0133 |
| #3 | Shr0000d | 4 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | andYw0w~ | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | R3VERSE | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le_Brotato | 190 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | R3VERSE | 188 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #3 | Seraph Titan | 174 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | booo0000 | 163 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #5 | booooooooooooooooooo | 104 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | booo0000 | +3.01 | 85 | 72 |
| #2 | R3VERSE | +2.97 | 71 | 57 |
| #3 | booooooooooooooooooo | +2.19 | 89 | 67 |
| #4 | €k@n$h :- THE_8ᵗʰ_HORCRUX | +1.58 | 61 | 52 |
| #5 | Shr0000d | +1.54 | 77 | 61 |





