








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1081 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 221 matches | ||
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3414 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,835 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4250 | 39% |
| Smokes | 2982 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2771 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 832 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $157,412 of utility $18 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 977 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h3lppo | 65% | 31 |
| #2 | N1ksutin | 63% | 27 |
| #3 | ● ᴥ ● | 61% | 41 |
| #4 | Aleksi "allu" Jalli | 61% | 33 |
| #5 | Luka | 59% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Röpö Roope | 55 | 0.0173 |
| #2 | 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓞𝓖𝓘 <3 | 28 | 0.0138 |
| #3 | SYÖ LEIPÄÄ | 10 | 0.0122 |
| #4 | Aleksi "allu" Jalli | 5 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | Luka | 4 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓞𝓖𝓘 <3 | 328 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | Röpö Roope | 280 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | ● ᴥ ● | 192 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #4 | Aleksi "allu" Jalli | 96 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Luka | 67 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓞𝓖𝓘 <3 | +4.69 | 78 | 55 |
| #2 | h3lppo | +4.03 | 78 | 39 |
| #3 | Aleksi "allu" Jalli | +1.91 | 59 | 45 |
| #4 | ● ᴥ ● | +1.53 | 51 | 65 |
| #5 | N1ksutin | +0.93 | 58 | 37 |





