








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
944 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,389 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 214 | 9% |
| Smokes | 959 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 472 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 744 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $564,158 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mekanikern32 | 5 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | polle | 5 | 0.0176 |
| #3 | slugefanโญ | 3 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | Ellingsenใ | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | ๐๐๐ฉ๐๐๐๐ ;] | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | polle | 73 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #2 | Mekanikern32 | 56 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Ellingsenใ | 56 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | ๐๐๐ฉ๐๐๐๐ ;] | 49 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Polarbjorn | 41 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | polle | +6.29 | 87 | 75 |
| #2 | ๐๐๐ฉ๐๐๐๐ ;] | +3.66 | 83 | 75 |
| #3 | Vi$$larnn | +2.41 | 72 | 68 |
| #4 | Mystic | +1.97 | 61 | 50 |
| #5 | JuKeS* | +0.84 | 56 | 77 |





