








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 378 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 2,245 | |
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1759 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,972 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1841 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1571 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1190 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1370 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $469,570 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | "!#!"#"!#!"#!"#"!#"!#!"#"!#"!#"! | 91% | 11 |
| #2 | Daiim | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | polle | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | Silver | 60% | 10 |
| #5 | Sskyler | 57% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sskyler | 92 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Daiim | 80 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| #3 | Polarbjorn | 59 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | polle | 51 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #5 | Vi$$larnn | 50 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | polle | +4.51 | 89 | 81 |
| #2 | "!#!"#"!#!"#!"#"!#"!#!"#"!#"!#"! | +3.94 | 91 | 67 |
| #3 | Daiim | +3.17 | 83 | 72 |
| #4 | 𝙚𝙈𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙇𝙕 ;] | +2.42 | 80 | 74 |
| #5 | Vi$$larnn | +2.25 | 68 | 73 |





