








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1069 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 79 matches | ||
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2715 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,934 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2378 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2107 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1578 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1871 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $463,109 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 354 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rajden | 82% | 17 |
| #2 | DubG | 79% | 33 |
| #3 | NoobGetier.aT | 74% | 19 |
| #4 | Morvii | 70% | 37 |
| #5 | NoTime4You | 66% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Timpan4 | 64% | 25 |
| #8 | 𝙚𝙈𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙇𝙕 ;] | 64% | 11 |
| #9 | 7 inch Plumber | 60% | 20 |
| #10 | kimpaflint | 55% | 11 |
| #11 | mAja | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NoTime4You | 12 | 0.0193 |
| #2 | kimpaflint | 4 | 0.0194 |
| #3 | DubG | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | NoobGetier.aT | 3 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | mAja | 3 | 0.0113 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DubG | 220 | 0.30 | 5 min |
| #2 | NoTime4You | 179 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #3 | Suhbrajndude | 68 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #4 | Timpan4 | 63 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Morvii | 57 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | polle | +5.16 | 89 | 65 |
| #2 | Morvii | +4.80 | 87 | 66 |
| #3 | rajden | +3.78 | 66 | 50 |
| #4 | Suhbrajndude | +3.52 | 80 | 56 |
| #5 | 𝙚𝙈𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙇𝙕 ;] | +2.87 | 69 | 71 |





