








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1005 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 409 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6217 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,402 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5513 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4238 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5174 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3477 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,650,289 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1741 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deHyP3 | 87% | 54 |
| #2 | dazhai | 69% | 54 |
| #3 | ॐ | 64% | 293 |
| #4 | Wilsonnr1 | 59% | 63 |
| #5 | Chameleon | 58% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Chameleon | 58% | 139 |
| #6 | cLvin | 53% | 49 |
| #7 | 1eo | 48% | 81 |
| #8 | n1lsen | 39% | 36 |
| #9 | SSS | 39% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ॐ | 39 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | 1eo | 16 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | Chameleon | 13 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | SSS | 11 | 0.0098 |
| #5 | deHyP3 | 10 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ॐ | 543 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #2 | Chameleon | 330 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | 1eo | 273 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | dazhai | 202 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | deHyP3 | 174 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | muhammeds5head likes DOGballs | +2.11 | 84 | 58 |
| #2 | deHyP3 | +1.58 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | ॐ | +1.43 | 90 | 52 |
| #4 | Chameleon | +1.06 | 90 | 63 |
| #5 | Wilsonnr1 | +1.05 | 84 | 55 |





