








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1904 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 515 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 106 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5378 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,317 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9825 | 31% |
| Smokes | 8452 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6453 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6587 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,591,633 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1832 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zer02 | 55% | 58 |
| #2 | 12KG RAT | 54% | 76 |
| #3 | ビコ | 53% | 51 |
| #4 | Läämä (END eSports) | 53% | 256 |
| #5 | puupakk | 52% | 208 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Albert | 48% | 44 |
| #8 | J.E.J | 47% | 32 |
| #9 | ProSprayszzz | 44% | 73 |
| #10 | Michiru | 43% | 77 |
| #11 | Inx | 38% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Läämä (END eSports) | 36 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Michiru | 35 | 0.0220 |
| #3 | ProSprayszzz | 14 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | puupakk | 13 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Inx | 13 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puupakk | 1053 | 0.24 | 30 min |
| #2 | Läämä (END eSports) | 498 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #3 | Michiru | 440 | 0.28 | 9 min |
| #4 | 12KG RAT | 407 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| #5 | Zer02 | 192 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Michiru | +3.19 | 61 | 71 |
| #2 | puupakk | +1.94 | 58 | 80 |
| #3 | Zer02 | +0.97 | 74 | 68 |
| #4 | ビコ | +0.77 | 63 | 61 |
| #5 | 12KG RAT | +0.73 | 64 | 60 |





