








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2074 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 687 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 133 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9438 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 47,167 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13988 | 30% |
| Smokes | 12575 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 10148 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 10456 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,725,460 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1601 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProSprayszzz | 59% | 74 |
| #2 | 12KG RAT | 58% | 66 |
| #3 | Läämä (END eSports) | 56% | 280 |
| #4 | Zer02 | 54% | 61 |
| #5 | J.E.J | 53% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Läämä (END eSports) | 56% | 280 |
| #4 | Zer02 | 54% | 61 |
| #5 | J.E.J | 53% | 60 |
| #6 | HELPMEAIM;O | 52% | 208 |
| #7 | merxu | 49% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HELPMEAIM;O | 35 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | Läämä (END eSports) | 30 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | ProSprayszzz | 8 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | merxu | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Zer02 | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HELPMEAIM;O | 913 | 0.21 | 23 min |
| #2 | Läämä (END eSports) | 464 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | 12KG RAT | 323 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #4 | J.E.J | 293 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #5 | Zer02 | 206 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puupakk | +1.60 | 54 | 81 |
| #2 | 12KG RAT | +1.36 | 66 | 61 |
| #3 | Zer02 | +0.02 | 74 | 71 |
| #4 | Läämä (END eSports) | -0.24 | 62 | 62 |
| #5 | J.E.J | -0.25 | 66 | 63 |





