








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2285 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1453 matches | ||
| Wingman | 233 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




153 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
18211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,606 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10602 | 27% |
| Smokes | 10354 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 12319 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 6331 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,092,782 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2169 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doctor Dust | 48% | 299 |
| #2 | Sneeckz | 46% | 140 |
| #3 | Scritch | 44% | 101 |
| #4 | Flash | 43% | 280 |
| #5 | Fattei | 41% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doctor Dust | 48% | 299 |
| #2 | Sneeckz | 46% | 140 |
| #3 | Scritch | 44% | 101 |
| #4 | Flash | 43% | 280 |
| #5 | Fattei | 41% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flash | 33 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Sneeckz | 22 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Doctor Dust | 13 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Fattei | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Scritch | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doctor Dust | 1112 | 0.18 | 25 min |
| #2 | Flash | 816 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #3 | Sneeckz | 249 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | Fattei | 165 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Scritch | 69 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twitch Yeavy | +1.61 | 47 | 55 |
| #2 | Sneeckz | +0.61 | 37 | 43 |
| #3 | Scritch | +0.40 | 21 | 43 |
| #4 | Flash | -1.02 | 41 | 42 |
| #5 | Doctor Dust | -1.88 | 17 | 59 |





