








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 286 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1065 matches | ||
| Wingman | 48 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




134 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7018 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,676 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7135 | 24% |
| Smokes | 11441 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 5875 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5225 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,893,820 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 437 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sneeckz | 47% | 368 |
| #2 | MarsNeedsYorkies | 44% | 111 |
| #3 | Twitch Yeavy | 43% | 280 |
| #4 | dusty | 41% | 218 |
| #5 | Fattei | 40% | 296 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twitch Yeavy | 552 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #2 | Sneeckz | 387 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #3 | Fattei | 318 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #4 | dusty | 140 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #5 | MarsNeedsYorkies | 44 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dusty | +3.68 | 58 | 31 |
| #2 | Twitch Yeavy | +2.47 | 46 | 52 |
| #3 | Sneeckz | +1.36 | 46 | 36 |
| #4 | MarsNeedsYorkies | -0.66 | 9 | 24 |
| #5 | Flash | -0.95 | 39 | 43 |





