








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 716 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 316 matches | ||
| Wingman | 295 matches | ||
| Faceit | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6884 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,083 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4692 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5144 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4402 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4845 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,460,184 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1144 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itz_Sic | 58% | 73 |
| #2 | Gilly | 53% | 91 |
| #3 | SAV | TroyjanHorse | 49% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itz_Sic | 58% | 73 |
| #2 | Gilly | 53% | 91 |
| #3 | SAV | TroyjanHorse | 49% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gilly | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | SAV | TroyjanHorse | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itz_Sic | 289 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | SAV | TroyjanHorse | 256 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | Gilly | 81 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itz_Sic | +0.52 | 70 | 67 |
| #2 | Viz | +0.27 | 83 | 58 |
| #3 | SAV | TroyjanHorse | -0.03 | 72 | 65 |
| #4 | Gilly | -0.71 | 61 | 48 |





