








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1206 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 280 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 99 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13149 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10188 | 31% |
| Smokes | 11203 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 4586 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 7285 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,595,786 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 618 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swag Messiah | +2.66 | 68 | 65 |
| #2 | Mike Pence's Adderall | +2.11 | 77 | 67 |
| #3 | Rat Stinky Ass | +0.93 | 67 | 68 |
| #4 | brat | +0.87 | 59 | 54 |
| #5 | Tyrone with the Blicky | -0.19 | 72 | 56 |





