








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 842 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 78 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9022 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,420 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5506 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5233 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3718 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4963 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,999,318 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swag Messiah | +2.85 | 68 | 65 |
| #2 | Mike Pence's Adderall | +2.02 | 77 | 68 |
| #3 | Rat Stinky Ass | +0.74 | 69 | 67 |
| #4 | brat | +0.51 | 61 | 52 |
| #5 | Tyrone with the Blicky | +0.04 | 72 | 56 |





