








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 180 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
834 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,043 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1032 | 34% |
| Smokes | 918 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 459 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 634 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $208,507 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OmuMewTraiBubbaTünde | 54% | 24 |
| #2 | Nuclear Power Plant | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | Sulaymān | 50% | 32 |
| #4 | Costel Biju | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | Hullakvert | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Costel Biju | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | Hullakvert | 40% | 5 |
| #6 | A legszebb CaseOpening.com | 40% | 5 |
| #7 | Papi aka Papito | 40% | 10 |
| #8 | Dildo | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sulaymān | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Dildo | 2 | 0.0172 |
| #3 | Papi aka Papito | 1 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | A legszebb CaseOpening.com | 1 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sulaymān | 86 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | Costel Biju | 36 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Nuclear Power Plant | 30 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #4 | OmuMewTraiBubbaTünde | 29 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Papi aka Papito | 13 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sulaymān | +3.95 | 90 | 60 |
| #2 | ★ taki | +3.22 | 86 | 71 |
| #3 | A legszebb CaseOpening.com | -0.13 | 52 | 58 |
| #4 | OmuMewTraiBubbaTünde | -2.08 | 51 | 50 |
| #5 | Papi aka Papito | -3.03 | 34 | 49 |





