








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 43 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1737 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,636 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1804 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1882 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1197 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1753 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $486,579 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAGic♕♕♕ | 80% | 20 |
| #2 | Sulaymān | 69% | 16 |
| #3 | Nuclear Power Plant | 64% | 47 |
| #4 | spaniel69 | 62% | 45 |
| #5 | 【死】all3x | 52% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuclear Power Plant | 226 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #2 | OmuMewTraiBubbaTünde | 195 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | 【死】all3x | 125 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | MAGic♕♕♕ | 89 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | spaniel69 | 87 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sulaymān | +10.99 | 91 | 64 |
| #2 | MAGic♕♕♕ | +10.50 | 79 | 74 |
| #3 | ★ taki | +4.28 | 81 | 77 |
| #4 | spaniel69 | +2.15 | 54 | 45 |
| #5 | 【死】all3x | +1.91 | 63 | 53 |





