








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 246 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 276 matches | ||
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6573 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,564 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2937 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4175 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2905 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3547 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,643,278 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 331 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PC Principal | 60% | 109 |
| #2 | DAE MELVIN | 56% | 174 |
| #3 | Passi | 56% | 360 |
| #4 | .TreppG | 55% | 89 |
| #5 | Kapitän zur See | 55% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Kapitän zur See | 55% | 44 |
| #6 | Pfannekuchen_Heinz | 54% | 312 |
| #7 | FlorianPlays | 50% | 82 |
| #8 | SYNEKOSAURUS REX | 49% | 35 |
| #9 | Turbofuss | 49% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pfannekuchen_Heinz | 20 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Passi | 17 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | PC Principal | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | .TreppG | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | FlorianPlays | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Passi | 685 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #2 | Pfannekuchen_Heinz | 390 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #3 | FlorianPlays | 364 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #4 | PC Principal | 228 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | .TreppG | 217 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pryzed | +2.41 | 82 | 52 |
| #2 | .TreppG | +1.61 | 81 | 60 |
| #3 | Pfannekuchen_Heinz | +0.85 | 74 | 53 |
| #4 | SYNEKOSAURUS REX | +0.04 | 81 | 72 |
| #5 | Passi | -0.24 | 80 | 53 |





