








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 249 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3893 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,603 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4617 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3024 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4257 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2705 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,839,157 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 521 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .TreppG | 70% | 27 |
| #2 | Pryzed | 60% | 109 |
| #3 | WerwolfGer | 58% | 100 |
| #4 | Passi | 57% | 115 |
| #5 | A L V Ö Ö 丂 | 57% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mKr | 319 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #2 | Pryzed | 217 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Passi | 180 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | WerwolfGer | 161 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Zentimiel | 155 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WerwolfGer | +3.80 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | Zentimiel | +3.37 | 74 | 69 |
| #3 | A L V Ö Ö 丂 | +2.93 | 81 | 56 |
| #4 | .TreppG | +2.28 | 79 | 65 |
| #5 | mKr | +2.06 | 95 | 73 |





