








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 293 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 352 matches | ||
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4838 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,467 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3675 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4400 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3171 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3221 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,081,403 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DAE MELVIN | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | PC Principal | 57% | 115 |
| #3 | FnK | 56% | 32 |
| #4 | Pryzed | 56% | 360 |
| #5 | .TreppG | 53% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Pfannekuchen_Heinz | 49% | 408 |
| #7 | FlorianPlays | 48% | 103 |
| #8 | SYNEKOSAURUS REX | 46% | 39 |
| #9 | Turbofuss | 43% | 100 |
| #10 | Kapitän zur See | 43% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pfannekuchen_Heinz | 30 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | PC Principal | 10 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Pryzed | 5 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | .TreppG | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Kapitän zur See | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pryzed | 666 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #2 | Kapitän zur See | 571 | 0.26 | 12 min |
| #3 | Pfannekuchen_Heinz | 530 | 0.06 | 14 min |
| #4 | FlorianPlays | 507 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #5 | .TreppG | 255 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .TreppG | +1.46 | 81 | 59 |
| #2 | Pryzed | +1.16 | 79 | 54 |
| #3 | Pfannekuchen_Heinz | +1.08 | 75 | 53 |
| #4 | SYNEKOSAURUS REX | +0.79 | 83 | 72 |
| #5 | FnK | +0.71 | 82 | 54 |





