








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 639 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 415 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5126 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,187 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4040 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3728 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4370 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4049 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,750,686 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 662 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CÅMǾ | 54% | 54 |
| #2 | BREEZY | 52% | 126 |
| #3 | Mamba | 48% | 268 |
| #4 | cr4ck | 44% | 85 |
| #5 | Mango | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CÅMǾ | 54% | 54 |
| #2 | BREEZY | 52% | 126 |
| #3 | Mamba | 48% | 268 |
| #4 | cr4ck | 44% | 85 |
| #5 | Mango | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mamba | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | BREEZY | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | cr4ck | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mamba | 500 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #2 | CÅMǾ | 361 | 0.30 | 10 min |
| #3 | cr4ck | 287 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | BREEZY | 177 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | Mango | 148 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BREEZY | +2.53 | 64 | 56 |
| #2 | Mango | +2.53 | 75 | 71 |
| #3 | cr4ck | +2.01 | 64 | 78 |
| #4 | CÅMǾ | +0.92 | 60 | 74 |
| #5 | Mamba | -0.17 | 71 | 50 |





