








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 821 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6950 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,420 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5511 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6532 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2688 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 5689 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,669,096 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 802 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F0rce | 60% | 340 |
| #2 | bracadoodl | 52% | 253 |
| #3 | | crzrainz | 48% | 112 |
| #4 | CumGuzzler35 | 43% | 35 |
| #5 | Sepicraze | 35% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F0rce | 60% | 340 |
| #2 | bracadoodl | 52% | 253 |
| #3 | | crzrainz | 48% | 112 |
| #4 | CumGuzzler35 | 43% | 35 |
| #5 | Sepicraze | 35% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F0rce | 19 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | bracadoodl | 13 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | | crzrainz | 12 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | CumGuzzler35 | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Sepicraze | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F0rce | 1215 | 0.18 | 33 min |
| #2 | bracadoodl | 1157 | 0.23 | 32 min |
| #3 | | crzrainz | 208 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Sepicraze | 193 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #5 | CumGuzzler35 | 165 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F0rce | +5.12 | 86 | 72 |
| #2 | CumGuzzler35 | +1.62 | 79 | 65 |
| #3 | Luxion | +1.49 | 83 | 51 |
| #4 | | crzrainz | -1.46 | 76 | 47 |
| #5 | bracadoodl | -1.78 | 54 | 62 |





