








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 416 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3049 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,870 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4613 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3164 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2728 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3365 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,214,659 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 339 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Allu | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | F0rce | 59% | 195 |
| #3 | | crzrainz | 54% | 48 |
| #4 | Luxion | 52% | 253 |
| #5 | twitch.tv/i_bones | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Allu | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | F0rce | 59% | 195 |
| #3 | | crzrainz | 54% | 48 |
| #4 | Luxion | 52% | 253 |
| #5 | twitch.tv/i_bones | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luxion | 19 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | F0rce | 15 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | | crzrainz | 8 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | twitch.tv/i_bones | 2 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luxion | 945 | 0.19 | 23 min |
| #2 | F0rce | 707 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #3 | | crzrainz | 95 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Allu | 47 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | twitch.tv/i_bones | 43 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F0rce | +5.75 | 86 | 72 |
| #2 | twitch.tv/i_bones | +1.52 | 80 | 56 |
| #3 | Luxion | +1.40 | 84 | 50 |
| #4 | | crzrainz | -0.83 | 75 | 40 |
| #5 | bracadoodl | -0.97 | 57 | 63 |





