








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 420 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2610 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,081 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1603 | 26% |
| Smokes | 940 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1762 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1776 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $761,089 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Allu | 60% | 30 |
| #2 | F0rce | 57% | 63 |
| #3 | bracadoodl | 54% | 48 |
| #4 | Luxion | 48% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Allu | 60% | 30 |
| #2 | F0rce | 57% | 63 |
| #3 | bracadoodl | 54% | 48 |
| #4 | Luxion | 48% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luxion | 10 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | F0rce | 6 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | bracadoodl | 5 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luxion | 423 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #2 | bracadoodl | 239 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #3 | F0rce | 211 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | Allu | 51 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F0rce | +4.37 | 82 | 71 |
| #2 | Luxion | +1.16 | 81 | 48 |
| #3 | | crzrainz | -0.05 | 80 | 52 |
| #4 | bracadoodl | -1.48 | 46 | 57 |
| #5 | Allu | -2.20 | 67 | 41 |





