








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 982 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 108 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3158 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,630 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3859 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2844 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2840 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2087 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,167,385 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 177 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wiese | 50% | 205 |
| #2 | Semprini | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | seeki93 | 50% | 107 |
| #4 | Mr.Pink | 49% | 176 |
| #5 | Igel007 | 49% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wiese | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Mr.Pink | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Igel007 | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Death Helloween 2020 RIP | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | seeki93 | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wiese | 483 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | Mr.Pink | 266 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #3 | Death Helloween 2020 RIP | 172 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Semprini | 167 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | Igel007 | 139 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wiese | +1.86 | 64 | 60 |
| #2 | #ZWE MR Ugly | +1.61 | 77 | 67 |
| #3 | Mr.Pink | -0.24 | 42 | 66 |
| #4 | Igel007 | -0.56 | 33 | 64 |
| #5 | Bilbo Beutlin Muschischleck | -0.66 | 15 | 58 |





