








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




91 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3217 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,704 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2021 | 43% |
| Smokes | 623 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 951 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1109 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,361,748 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ant | +4.60 | 82 | 60 |
| #2 | ZYPHERUS | +3.38 | 95 | 54 |
| #3 | Spudz | +3.30 | 82 | 61 |
| #4 | howareyou | +1.10 | 78 | 71 |
| #5 | DRAKE | +0.87 | 77 | 61 |





