








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2704 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 415 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 208 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 172 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 125 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 150 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




180 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
17992 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,213 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10350 | 24% |
| Smokes | 8637 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 13214 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 11012 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,509,961 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1018 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .ePT Tayco | 80% | 148 |
| #2 | ♥ / Xepher | 78% | 134 |
| #3 | TerpyJ Sosa | 77% | 91 |
| #4 | pubbl | 75% | 83 |
| #5 | JT | 72% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ / Xepher | +3.65 | 83 | 40 |
| #2 | ant | +3.51 | 82 | 63 |
| #3 | .ePT Tayco | +3.51 | 89 | 54 |
| #4 | Spudz | +2.93 | 84 | 61 |
| #5 | TerpyJ Sosa | +2.73 | 80 | 71 |





