








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1836 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 388 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 130 matches | ||
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 138 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




126 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14843 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 52,833 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16316 | 31% |
| Smokes | 13840 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 12254 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 10423 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,187,902 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fifty9 | 81% | 73 |
| #2 | .ePT Tayco | 80% | 139 |
| #3 | ♥ / Xepher | 78% | 105 |
| #4 | TerpyJ Sosa | 77% | 93 |
| #5 | pubbl | 75% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .ePT Tayco | +3.53 | 89 | 55 |
| #2 | ant | +3.51 | 82 | 63 |
| #3 | ♥ / Xepher | +3.10 | 81 | 40 |
| #4 | Spudz | +2.73 | 83 | 61 |
| #5 | TerpyJ Sosa | +2.63 | 80 | 72 |





