








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 392 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 222 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 212 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 68 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7397 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,498 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1248 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1515 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2239 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2496 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $579,625 of utility $35 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 601 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mgkm666 mafia | 63% | 81 |
| #2 | ☢TheNuclearChicken☣ | 62% | 333 |
| #3 | siuhy | 57% | 74 |
| #4 | moisexy | 56% | 422 |
| #5 | laurrr.r | 56% | 245 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢TheNuclearChicken☣ | 60 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | claut | 55 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | Inginer Budinca | 29 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | moisexy | 17 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | mgkm666 mafia | 11 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moisexy | 1218 | 0.14 | 27 min |
| #2 | ☢TheNuclearChicken☣ | 1188 | 0.18 | 32 min |
| #3 | claut | 709 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #4 | Inginer Budinca | 257 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | laurrr.r | 231 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢TheNuclearChicken☣ | +6.40 | 83 | 66 |
| #2 | claut | +3.75 | 86 | 62 |
| #3 | mgkm666 mafia | +3.66 | 78 | 59 |
| #4 | moisexy | +1.59 | 66 | 63 |
| #5 | siuhy | +0.97 | 71 | 51 |





