








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 575 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 160 matches | ||
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5328 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,005 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2234 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2623 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2382 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2766 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,674,969 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1065 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mgkm666 mafia | 59% | 61 |
| #2 | moisexy | 58% | 212 |
| #3 | ☢TheNuclearChicken☣ | 57% | 280 |
| #4 | claut | 52% | 104 |
| #5 | rmscrs | 50% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢TheNuclearChicken☣ | 69 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | claut | 24 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | Keoz | 16 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | mgkm666 mafia | 12 | 0.0099 |
| #5 | moisexy | 9 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢TheNuclearChicken☣ | +5.86 | 82 | 65 |
| #2 | claut | +3.22 | 84 | 62 |
| #3 | mgkm666 mafia | +2.96 | 78 | 53 |
| #4 | moisexy | +2.01 | 68 | 60 |
| #5 | Keoz | -1.12 | 63 | 21 |





