








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1030 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8217 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,913 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7478 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6410 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5347 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5678 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,259,188 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 496 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mgkm666 mafia | 66% | 119 |
| #2 | ✪ zandy | 64% | 42 |
| #3 | claut | 64% | 112 |
| #4 | ☢TheNuclearChicken☣ | 62% | 362 |
| #5 | rmscrs | 61% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢TheNuclearChicken☣ | 75 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | Keoz | 36 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Inginer Budinca | 34 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | claut | 24 | 0.0106 |
| #5 | mgkm666 mafia | 14 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢TheNuclearChicken☣ | +5.86 | 83 | 65 |
| #2 | claut | +3.36 | 85 | 64 |
| #3 | mgkm666 mafia | +2.96 | 78 | 57 |
| #4 | moisexy | +1.69 | 68 | 62 |
| #5 | ✪ zandy | -0.61 | 55 | 61 |





