








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 344 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5094 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,462 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3517 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3461 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1838 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3646 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,066,188 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 476 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Keoz | 53% | 253 |
| #7 | Inginer Budinca | 52% | 104 |
| #8 | rmscrs | 52% | 29 |
| #9 | Soarta de caine | 52% | 33 |
| #10 | CoCo | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢TheNuclearChicken☣ | 335 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | moisexy | 325 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | siuhy | 248 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | Inginer Budinca | 128 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | laurrr.r | 124 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢TheNuclearChicken☣ | +5.30 | 78 | 68 |
| #2 | claut | +3.40 | 86 | 61 |
| #3 | siuhy | +1.35 | 68 | 51 |
| #4 | CoCo | +1.17 | 62 | 71 |
| #5 | moisexy | +1.04 | 63 | 60 |





