








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 246 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2359 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,290 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1338 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2648 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1530 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1774 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $709,689 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marvin Peek | 88% | 26 |
| #2 | HORNY-papaya banditcamp.com | 67% | 30 |
| #3 | Nickes daddy | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | . Sweqz . | 60% | 20 |
| #5 | Clezmezbro | 58% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Kalastaja | 55% | 104 |
| #7 | albiholm | 55% | 44 |
| #8 | Wiece | 48% | 25 |
| #9 | Le Sislave | 47% | 57 |
| #10 | 88.14 peek Nicke | 46% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kalastaja | 61 | 0.0295 |
| #2 | Clezmezbro | 20 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | Marvin Peek | 13 | 0.0261 |
| #4 | 88.14 peek Nicke | 12 | 0.0142 |
| #5 | Le Sislave | 11 | 0.0100 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kalastaja | 241 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | Clezmezbro | 109 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | HORNY-papaya banditcamp.com | 96 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | 88.14 peek Nicke | 78 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Le Sislave | 61 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marvin Peek | +11.58 | 99 | 34 |
| #2 | Nickes daddy | +3.05 | 79 | 44 |
| #3 | Clezmezbro | +2.15 | 68 | 39 |
| #4 | c0rner | +2.07 | 87 | 64 |
| #5 | Wiece | +1.99 | 67 | 41 |





