








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 361 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Faceit | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3424 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,377 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3549 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3079 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2670 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3079 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,223,284 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 221 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IGGOORRR | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | VarrioX | 57% | 56 |
| #3 | daddy chill | 55% | 38 |
| #4 | duka | 54% | 202 |
| #5 | Cr0x | 52% | 300 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j0nja | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | sweet | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | duka | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | dJOXINHO | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Cr0x | 3 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cr0x | 1464 | 0.23 | 39 min |
| #2 | duka | 902 | 0.21 | 21 min |
| #3 | sweet | 455 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #4 | Arnesovski! 💋🐉 龍 | 453 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #5 | dJOXINHO | 273 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IGGOORRR | +2.45 | 90 | 61 |
| #2 | dJOXINHO | +1.91 | 91 | 67 |
| #3 | duka | +1.67 | 83 | 69 |
| #4 | daddy chill | +1.49 | 73 | 75 |
| #5 | VarrioX | +1.36 | 85 | 63 |





