








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 342 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 251 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3399 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,880 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4714 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3024 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4650 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4492 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,165,130 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IGGOORRR | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | shau_ir | 63% | 30 |
| #3 | Cr0x | 52% | 236 |
| #4 | Arnesovski! 💋🐉 龍 | 52% | 108 |
| #5 | dJOXINHO | 52% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | dJOXINHO | 52% | 33 |
| #6 | duka | 51% | 130 |
| #7 | Backo | 49% | 142 |
| #8 | AeRo ♤ | 48% | 40 |
| #9 | sweet | 41% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cr0x | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Backo | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | dJOXINHO | 4 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | sweet | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | shau_ir | 3 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cr0x | 1201 | 0.25 | 32 min |
| #2 | duka | 491 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #3 | Arnesovski! 💋🐉 龍 | 437 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #4 | Backo | 293 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | sweet | 179 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dJOXINHO | +2.57 | 88 | 69 |
| #2 | IGGOORRR | +2.48 | 83 | 65 |
| #3 | duka | +2.40 | 86 | 69 |
| #4 | Cr0x | +1.32 | 71 | 83 |
| #5 | shau_ir | +1.18 | 72 | 58 |





