








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 252 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1970 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,620 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4919 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3410 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3696 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3595 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $382,620 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | duka | 50% | 145 |
| #9 | AeRo ♤ | 49% | 51 |
| #10 | dJOXINHO | 48% | 48 |
| #11 | Backo | 45% | 113 |
| #12 | sweet | 43% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duka | 10 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Backo | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | sweet | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Cr0x | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | IGGOORRR | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cr0x | 1247 | 0.25 | 32 min |
| #2 | duka | 607 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #3 | Backo | 233 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | AeRo ♤ | 233 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #5 | IGGOORRR | 185 | 0.13 | 4 min |





