








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 868 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 419 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8700 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,065 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5413 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6159 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4993 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5500 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,334,640 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 403 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cr0x | 461 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #2 | duka | 252 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | daddy chill | 232 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #4 | Arnesovski! 💋🐉 龍 | 206 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #5 | WisPa | 182 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dJOXINHO | +3.35 | 91 | 62 |
| #2 | daddy chill | +1.61 | 75 | 74 |
| #3 | duka | +1.02 | 82 | 59 |
| #4 | Dame | +0.61 | 84 | 63 |
| #5 | Backo | +0.08 | 76 | 61 |





