








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1069 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Wingman | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3525 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,889 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3247 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2568 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2901 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3173 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $981,300 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 182 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ JustLuke | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | WWWMMMTTTWWWMMMTTTWWWW | 61% | 41 |
| #3 | Nhiels | 59% | 69 |
| #4 | 0 Fax ♿ | 56% | 34 |
| #5 | Ayran Man | 52% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KUBAxNITO | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Nhiels | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | 0 Fax ♿ | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | ✪ JustLuke | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nhiels | 226 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | KUBAxNITO | 128 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | WWWMMMTTTWWWMMMTTTWWWW | 99 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | ✪ JustLuke | 81 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ayran Man | 80 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ JustLuke | +4.35 | 75 | 72 |
| #2 | riptxle | +2.55 | 67 | 52 |
| #3 | WWWMMMTTTWWWMMMTTTWWWW | +1.49 | 79 | 74 |
| #4 | Nhiels | +0.77 | 49 | 69 |
| #5 | Ayran Man | +0.21 | 42 | 59 |





